Top 10 things not to say on your wedding day

1. Have you got the rings (groom to bride)

2. Groom to bridesmaid Can I have a kiss?

3. How can anyone get anything done with all these people around?

4. I can`t have a drink I've been sober for 3 months now.

5. You should leave off the cake you don`t want to put all that weight back on (Groom to bride)

6. Your dress is tucked in to your panties (in the middle of a crowd)

7. I still think getting married is a bad idea

8. I invited the ex I didn`t want to tell you before hand in case you got angry

9. You are still footing the bill aren`t you (groom to bride's father)

10. Are those your relatives?