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Behind
Closed Doors
What does his pad say about him?
As we girls know your home can say a lot about you, so what
does his say about him? Are you really prepared to find out?
Tell him you want to go back to his place. He will be delighted
to show off his domain, his sacred place.
From his taste in décor to the contents of his refrigerator,
your man's place can tell you a lot about what kind of guy he
is. But do you know what his home is really saying? I think
not. Look no further we bring you the low down on what his home
really says about him.
Mr
sophisticated
This man stands out from all the rest and you can
guarantee so will his home. He likes everything in it's rightful
place, very well organised. He likes the finer things in life
and has them donning his home, antiques, fine art, glass and
not to mention a big leather sofa with nail trim.
He has bookshelves that hold books and not little models (sound
familiar?). His furniture will be polished to perfection and
his floor is wooden with some very well placed, expensive rugs.
Does this sound like your guy? Find out more....
The ladies' man
This is the man that is known as the
smooth operator by his friend and ex`s and his home won't deceive
his reputation. If he doesn't have a home gym you will certainly
find an exercise bike and a few hand weights.
He likes his mirrors, especially in the bedroom and may even
have one above his bed. He will have photos of himself (most
often doing something active). His place will have seduction
written all over it. Is he your guy? Find out more....
The mummy's boy
As soon as you walk through the door
you will feel the presence of his mother (even though she won't
be there unless she has popped in for a coffee). There is more
than likely a nice welcome mat greeting you and the rest of
the house will be just as homely.
The chances are his mother has helped with the decor (chintz).
there will photos of her in every room. Is your bloke still
tied to his mother's apron strings? Find out more...
One
of the lads
You will probably smell it before he opens the door (unless
he has made an effort for your visit). His fridge will be full
of beer cans, he will have the biggest TV screen you can buy,
there will be photos of him and his mates all over the place.
You can usually spot this kind of guy before you get to see
his place but in case you can't we will let you into his world.
This is one of the men that never grow up. Would your man rather
be out with the lads?
The Ladies' Man
This is the man that is known as the smooth operator by his
friend and ex`s and his home won't deceive his reputation. If
he doesn't have a home gym you will certainly find an exercise
bike and a few hand weights. He likes his mirrors, especially
in the bedroom and may even have one above his bed. He will
have photos of himself (most often doing something active).
His place will have seduction written all over it is he your
guy?
His Bedroom
The bed dominates the room. He has Satan sheets and maybe a
four poster bed. He has every type and colour of silk shirts
with lots of expensive suits hanging neatly in his wardrobe
and the door will be open so that he can show off his great
taste in clothes (even if they are a bit loud this guy loves
his clothes). He has gold mirrors and might have one on his
ceiling above his bed. We mustn't forget all his photos of himself.
His Kitchen
This man likes to go the full hog in his kitchen. There is all
the right ingredients to make the perfect romantic meal, from
all the top notch china to the bottle of Champaign on ice. His
fridge is loaded with strawberries and cream.
His Bathroom
There is an abundant supply of scented massage oils next to
all his grooming products in his bathroom cabinet. There will
be a box stuffed somewhere with every type of condom you can
buy along with few playboy magazines.
The verdict
If you are looking for a serious relationship then stay well
clear of this guy. But on the other hand if you are young and
are just looking for a bit of fun then he is your ideal man.
His answering machine is always a good give away that he is
up to no good. if he has lots of messages then he is to popular
or if he won't listen to them in front of you he has something
to hide (another girlfriend perhaps). If it is fun you are after
then this guy will give you the time of your life and he is
a master under the sheets (he is a perfectionist on performance).
If you don`t want your heart broken then don`t even go there.
Mummy's
Boy
As soon as you walk through the door you will feel the presence of his
mother (even though she won't be there unless she has popped in for
a coffee). There is more than likely a nice welcome mat greeting you
and the rest of the house will be just as homely.
The chances are his mother has helped with the decor (chintz). there
will photos of her in every room. Is your bloke still tied to his
mother's apron strings?
His Bedroom
The twilight zone doesn't have a look in. Flowered curtains, frilly
pillows and duvet, large, dark furniture this bedroom couldn't get
any worse. Think again he has a picture of his mother on his bedside
table. Run, run.
His Kitchen
Labelled boxes of mother's home cooking fill the fridge. He has
matching apron, oven gloves, and tea towels. He has all the place
mats and coasters that you will find in any women's kitchen and
not to mention all those cook books his mother gave him (not that
she gives him a chance to doing any cooking).
His Bathroom
His mother has definitely done the decor here. Shell wallpaper,
matching towels, bath mat, shower curtain and a toilet seat cover
(please). He will have little cute soap dishes and even cuter soap.
The verdict
This guy is very romantic, is overly sensitive and will always be
loyal. But can this a lone be enough to build a relationship. I
don`t think so. He's perfect for you if you want someone who will
devote himself to you. But if you'd rather be with a man that is
more of an adventurer then your with the wrong person. There will
also be the dreaded meeting with the mother. How on earth can you
compete? This type of guy will never change and unless you are wanting
to settle down, have kids set up the perfect home with the perfect
husband and be the perfect wife, it ain`t fair on either of you
to keep this relationship going.
One
of the lads
You will probably smell it before he opens the door (unless he has made
an effort for your visit). His fridge will be full of beer cans, he
will have the biggest TV screen you can bet, there will be photos of
him and his mates all over the place. You can usually spot this kind
of guy before you get to see his place but in case you can't we will
let you into his world. Would your man rather be out with the lads?
His Bedroom
This man has not seen the carpet since the day he moved in.
His clothes are piled high in the corner and mould is starting to
form on the bottom ones. (He'd rather buy new then wash them). There
are posters of half naked women all over his walls.
His Kitchen
You don't even want to go there. The bin is flowing with pizza boxes,
the dishes are practically touching the ceiling and the fridge is
full of last nights take away and half empty beer cans.
His Bathroom
The toilet seat is always up. You would have to disinfect it before
you even thought of using it. There is toothpaste all over the sink
and something has moved into the shower. You will find car magazines,
playboy under the sink.
The verdict
This guy doesn't know the meaning of responsibility (even though
he is 30) it will take a very dominant women to clean this guy's
act up. If it is a casual fling you want where you meet up once
a week then he is your man (as long as it doesn't collide with the
footie match). This man hasn't learnt to grow up yet and still acts
like a child and sooner or later he is going to have to grow up.
But if you can put up with his habits, his booze, and his friends
then you are a brave woman.
Mr sophisticated
This man stands out from all the rest and
you can guarantee so will his home. He likes everything in it's rightful
place, very well organised.
He likes the finer things in life and
has them donning his home, antiques, fine art, glass and not to mention
a big leather sofa with nail trim.
He has bookshelves
that hold books and not little models (sound familiar?). His furniture
will be polished to perfection and his floor is wooden with some very
well placed, expensive rugs. Does this sound like your guy?
His Bedroom
His bedroom is very minimalist, with the right amount of furniture
(all expensive and all hand calved of course). His many, many
suits are hung according to colour and cut, a long with his many
ties and cuff links all neatly stored in there right place. A
biography or two won't be out of place on his bedside table.
His Kitchen
The only kitchen right for this man would be stainless steel and
there will be plenty of it. To match will be all the top-of-the-range
appliances. This kitchen is almost to good to believe (so is the
man) it is immaculate and like the rest of this home everything
is in it's own place. This man likes all the finer things in life
especially his food and drink, there is no take away boxes in
his fridge unless you count the sushi. His fridge is loaded with
fruits, vegetables, sauces of every kind, mineral water and a
good bottle of wine.
His Bathroom
His bathroom boasts a beautiful iron claw-foot tub (antique of
course). His towels are co-ordinated and very soft and neatly
hanged on a chrome towel rail. His electric shaver is attached
to the wall with a large chrome mirror.
The verdict
If you're into art and the finer things in life then this
is the man for you. But like they say opposites attract. Maybe
this guy needs someone that is a bit reckless, someone to help
him let his hair down and relax for a while. You can be good for
each other if you have different lifestyles. All you need is to
find a level where you can both teach each other your way of life.
The sophisticated man is definitely a great catch and if you can
both conform to each others life you could be a perfect match.
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